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martes, 19 de febrero de 2013

La población de Andalucía

Gráfico de la población total de Andalucía por provincias: (datos 2011)

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ïîðíî 16-10-2008 3:51 am

Ðåàëüíî êëàññíîå ìåñòî, ìíå òóò ïîíðàâèëîñü, ïðàâäà…
Ñòîëüêî âñåãî ñóïåðñêîãî è èíòåðåñíîãî, ÿ òóò çàäåðæóñü íà äîëãî.
Handearnege 23-10-2008 3:04 pm

There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”
osobo 18-2-2009 2:29 am

Íîâûé ñïîñîá äàâëåíèÿ íà êàíäèäàòà íà ïîñò Ãëàâû ã. Õèìêè

Íîâûé ñïîñîá “íàêàçàòü” òåõ, êòî ïîñìåë ó÷àñòâîâàòü â âûáîðíîé êàìïàíèè íå íà ñòîðîíå äåéñòâóþùåé âëàñòè èçîáðåëè ïðàâîîõðàíèòåëüíûå îðãàíû ã.î. Õèìêè.
Ðóêîâîäñòâóÿñü íå íîðìîé çàêîíà, à ÷üåé-òî “âîëåé” ñîòðóäíèêè ìèëèöèè ðåøèëè “ïðîâåðèòü” âñå ôèðìû, âíåñøèå äåíåæíûå ñðåäñòâà â èçáèðàòåëüíûé ôîíä íåóäîáíûõ êàíäèäàòîâ.
Íà÷àëèñü “ïðîâåðêè” ñ òåëåôîííûõ çâîíêîâ - ãäå äèðåêòîð, ñêîëüêî ÷åëîâåê ðàáîòàåò íà ôèðìå. Ïîñëå ÷åãî ïîñëåäîâàëè “ïèñüìà ñ÷àñòüÿ” ñ ïðîñüáîé ïðåäîñòàâèòü âñþ áóõãàëòåðñêóþ äîêóìåíòàöèþ, ó÷ðåäèòåëüíûå äîêóìåíòû ôèðìû, è äàæå, ïëàí ýêñïëèêàöèè ÁÒÈ.
Òàêèå çàïðîñû õèìêèíñêèì ôèðìàì ðàññûëàåò 1 îòäåë Îïåðàòèâíî-ðîçûñêíîé ÷àñòè ¹ 9 Óïðàâëåíèÿ ïî íàëîãîâûì ïðåñòóïëåíèÿì ÃÓÂÄ Ìîñêîâñêîé îáëàñòè çà ïîäïèñüþ íà÷àëüíèêà ïîäïîëêîâíèêà ìèëèöèè Ä.Â. ßçûêîâà.
È âñ¸ ýòî â òî âðåìÿ, êîãäà Ïðåçèäåíò äàë ïðÿìîå óêàçàíèå ïðàâîîõðàíèòåëüíûì îðãàíàì î ïðåêðàùåíèè âñåõ íåçàêîííûõ ïðîâåðîê ìàëîãî è ñðåäíåãî áèçíåñà. Ñ ýòî öåëüþ âíåñåíû èçìåíåíèÿ â Ôåäåðàëüíûé çàêîí “Î ìèëèöèè” - èç ñòàòüè 11 ýòîãî çàêîíà èñêëþ÷åíû ïóíêòû 25 è 35, íà îñíîâàíèè êîòîðûõ ðàíåå ïðàâîîõðàíèòåëüíûå îðãàíû èìåëè ïðàâî ïðîâåðÿòü ôèíàíñîâî-õîçÿéñòâåííóþ äåÿòåëüíîñòü ïðåäïðèÿòèé.
Âèäíî, îá èçìåíåíèÿõ äåéñòâóþùåãî çàêîíîäàòåëüñòâà ìåñòíûå ïðàâîîõðàíèòåëüíûå îðãàíû íå óâåäîìëåíû. È íå ñìîòðÿò òåëåïåðåäà÷è ñ âûñòóïëåíèÿìè Ïðåçèäåíòà.
Ìîæåò áûòü, ýòà ïóáëèêàöèÿ ïîäâèãíåò èõ ê èñïîëíåíèþ óêàçàíèé Ïðåçèäåíòà, à òàêæå ê èçó÷åíèþ è ñîáëþäåíèþ äåéñòâóþùåãî çàêîíîäàòåëüñòâà
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